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Cars SUCKS :Stamp: by KooboriSapphire Cars SUCKS :Stamp: by KooboriSapphire
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PLEASE LOOK THROUGH MY GALLERY FOR I HAVE BETTER THINGS IN THERE THAN STAMPS & MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS

Like really. Why Pixar made a sequel to the already mediocre piece of shit first Cars movie, but didn't make one to The Incredibles (one that needs & deserves a sequel) is beyond me. And no, I am not saying this because I fucking hate Pixar's films, no, I'm saying this because it's true.

Cars did NOT need a sequel! The first Cars movie had an unoriginal, corny-ass story, & annoying ass characters (especially Mater). But wait, they apparently HAD to make this sequel because if they didn't, little kids wouldn't be buying their shitty Cars merchandise.

I didn't watch the sequel, & I do not plan to anytime soon, let alone at all. It just looks like a Tokyo Drift rip-off. And I swear to Neptune that if this movie wins ANY awards over Winnie the Pooh, Rio, Kung Fu Panda 2 or Rango, I will officially hate Pixar more than I hate the company that made ¨Happily N'Ever After¨. The only awards this movie should be nominated for or awarded is ¨Worst remake or sequel¨, ¨Worst animated movie of the year¨, ¨Worst actor: Owen Wilson¨, ¨Worst Actor: Larry the Cable guy¨, &/or¨Worst Director; John Lasseter¨.

I'm also tired of hearing people say that the first one didn't suck & such. No, YES IT DID. All of you say that good movies require a great story & good characters, so exactly, why is Cars good? Because you just contradicted your own message by liking it. Cars has no original story, let alone even good enough to pass, unlikable characters, horrible casting choices (especially Owen Wilson), a mediocre soundtrack just like the rest of Pixar's music & score (except for The Incredibles & Wall-E's music), & laughable dialogue. or you say you like originality, again, you contradicted your own message by liking Cars. If not any of those two, you say it's still a great movie as long as you don't compare it to Pixar's other films like Toy Story, Up or Wall-E...Bull fucking shit! Cars still sucks even IF you don't compare it to the rest of Pixar's films. It isn't original, let alone even likable, it has no original or likable characters, the score & soundtrack are mediocre at best & boring shit at worst.

And I seriously pity ANYONE who didn't like ¨The Princess & the Frog¨ &/or ¨Tangled¨, but liked this garbage. I really do. All of Pixar's Films except for the three I liked, Up, & Ratatouille (despite my loathing towards that movie) are over-the-top kiddie crap, especially Cars. It makes me wonder how anyone over the age of 10 can possibly like Cars. And also makes me wonder how intelligent Pixar thinks kids are.

As far as Pixar's films go, Cars & Ratatouille are their worst ones. And any of their films that aren't Wall-E, The Incredibles, Monsters Inc, or Up are boring, predictable, & over the top kiddie crap (even though UP had its moments of predictability & boringness, & Ratatouille wasn't kiddie). Pixar could have given you a sequel to the Incredibles, A Bug's Life (I actually forgot that movie existed) or Monsters Inc. (but that one is just getting a prequel), but not, they gave you the sequel to the already shitty first Cars movie.

Also, please don't give me "How can you judge a movie you haven't watched?" because you've all done it too. (Twilight, Snow White & the Huntsman, Brave)

And for those of you wondering, I only liked 3 of Pixar's films; Wall-E, The Incredibles, & Monsters Inc.

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Update: So I unfortunately ended up watching Cars two just a few weeks back, & guess what? I was right! The films was nothing but utter shit! Yup. it should definitely be nominated for all those Razzie awards I mentioned earlier.
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:iconseiya-meteorite:
Seiya-Meteorite Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
I respect your opinion on Cars, but yeah, it did not need a sequel.
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:iconpevlita:
Pevlita Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I really like Pixar, but holy crap Cars, Planes and their sequels suck ass!
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:iconmanders123:
manders123 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2016
Sadly, they're making a Cars 3 :(
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:iconfairiez4berriez:
Fairiez4berriez Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I LOVE the first movie of Cars, but I respect your opinion.
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RoseRedFlower Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015
I don't like either. It just seemed like a weird and dumb idea that should have stayed an idea.
(Plus Larry The Cable Guy is not my cup of tea)
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:iconthedazzlinghipster:
TheDazzlingHipster Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Inside out, the new Pixar movie, may be the new Cars. Just saying...
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:iconsonicgirl1552000:
Sonicgirl1552000 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2014
I hate both Cars and Cars 2 equally. I don't understand why everyone in my school likes them.
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:iconninjafalcon90:
NinjaFalcon90 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I actually liked the first Cars movie since it was somewhat part of my childhood.

:iconconfessionbearplz:

However, I REFUSE to see the sequel. Cars did NOT need a sequel!
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:iconlotusthekat:
LotusTheKat Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014   General Artist
I liked the first Cars, but not the second one. ._.
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:iconthe30millionthmember:
the30millionthmember Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
U_U cars and cars 2 (and planes) are the best films to have ever been created.
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:iconkarsithedog:
KarsiTheDog Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:laughing: what a lie
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:iconthe30millionthmember:
I could say the same thing for you.
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:iconkarsithedog:
KarsiTheDog Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Student Digital Artist
I know movies WAY better than your shitfest :laughing:
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:iconthe30millionthmember:
I’m not saying they are the only good movie's, They are just amazing creations from Disney Pixar animation studios
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:iconkarsithedog:
KarsiTheDog Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
How? It had talking cars. I know a bunch of movies that had better imagination than that shit.
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:iconthe30millionthmember:
the30millionthmember Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
Like you could do any better.
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:iconkarsithedog:
KarsiTheDog Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
That's an invalid argument.
You just said that because you have nothing else to say.
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol troll.
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:iconthe30millionthmember:
the30millionthmember Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014
its true though
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah, as true as this frisby-reblogs.tumblr.com/imag…
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:icononegirloneworld:
OneGirlOneWorld Featured By Owner May 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I can't say what's my thoughts about the movies. I'm more of a Disney gal.
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Thylacine333 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
I  enjoyed  Cars 1 when I was younger, (although I can understand why people like it ) , and Cars 2 was just.....meh.     Doug Walker put it this way: "Its a bunch of pretty images to keep your toddler quiet".  
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student General Artist
I wouldn't even show either movies to my own toddler.
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:iconthylacine333:
Thylacine333 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2014
:XD:
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:iconhappy-cat-graystripe:
Happy-Cat-Graystripe Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No the Incredibles shouldn't have a sequel. The Incredibles was AMAZING but a sequel could ruin it. 
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Student General Artist
No it wouldn't. Since Brad Bird is working on it it can't fail, unlike others.
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Happy-Cat-Graystripe Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh. Ok :) I just don't like when good things are messed up by sequels and stuff
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Hetalia31 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student
If you try looking at this positively, It moral was actually good,  ''people need to accept you as you are. You can't go around trying to change who you are just so people will like you.''
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student General Artist
That was not the moral on the story. And even if it was, I've seen it done I plenty other films, & far superior.
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Hetalia31 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student
My biggest complaint is how Mater got the most screen time, He went from being a Plucky Comic relief, from being the face of the franchise.
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thearist2013 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student General Artist
well the Razzies should go to Hoodwinked 2 

Worst Actress: Hayden Panettiere
Worst Sequel Prequel Rip-off or Remake (sequel to Hoodwinked)
Worst Supporting Actor: Bill Hader
Worst Supporting Actress: Amy Poehler
Worst Screenplay 
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2013  Student General Artist
Both Cars & Hoodwinked 2 deserve razzies.
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thearist2013 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Hoodwinked 2 is the Jack and Jill of 2011 animated films, the Bucky Larson, the Twilight breaking dawn part 1!!!!!!

Cars 2 isn't
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2013  Student General Artist
Cars is the Chicken Little of Pixar & of the 2011 movies. And since when the hell was Breaking Dawn Part 1 a bad movie?
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dylanbunny24 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Student Photographer
i dont like pixar much altogether.
they have some great movies, but cars is their worse.
its. fucking. CARS. what next?

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:iconthearist2013:
thearist2013 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Cars 2 isn't BAD
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
You're right, it's SHIT.
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:iconthearist2013:
thearist2013 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Student General Artist
No I ment it's good
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student General Artist
It's shit.
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RoxasxDraco Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2013  Student Writer
Haven't your parents taught you "If you can't say anything nice, SAY NOTHING AT ALL!"?

If you post things like this, you almost beg of become a hater and how would you feel if everyone went against you and told the fandoms you love suck? Everyone have personal opinion, but THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GO AROUND AND TELL THESE FANDOM SUCKS!

Take this advice if you don't want to be hated of millions of Cars fans.
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
And have you ever heard "If you don't like it, then don't comment or look at it"? And no, I have as much a right to make this stamp & say this fandom and ANY OTHER fandom sucks (which it does) as you do to like them. You don't want to see stamps against what you like? Then I don't want to see stamps that are about what you like. Simple logic that I'm guessing you're too brain dead to get through your head. [link]

Also, I don't give a fuck what people say about fandoms. EVERYONE goes against a fandom, whether the fandoms is good or bad, & whether the fandom is good or not, there will be people hating it regardless.

You're just another Cars fantard that worships these movies & acts as if they were Jesus, & if anyone gives the slightest negative response to them you will start throwing your bitchtard tantrum towards them & making them only laugh at you more.

I don't care if I will be hated by 'millions of Cars fans'. What are they going to do, text attack me to death with their 12-IQ level responses? Let them hate me, I just know that I like far better animated movies than their ugly vehicle movie that lacks any sense of originality or even likableness in it from a mediocre animation company.

Like I told the other Carstard, grow up.
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RoxasxDraco Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Writer
Go.FUCK.YOURSELF!

Seriously, watching this movie actually saved me from killing myself. If it wasn't for this movie, I would be dead.

Wanna know why? Because my father DIED! WANNA KNOW HOW THAT FEEL, ASSHOLE?! I WOULD RATHER WATCH A MOVIE I LOVE SO MUCH INSTEAD FOR BEING THIS FUCKING "NORMAL" AND TAKE DRUGS LIKE YOU "NORMAL" PEOPLE!

BURN!
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
My aunt, whom I loved with all my heart died, & I didn't need a movie or something to ever prevent me from killing myself, because I didn't want to kill myself, & .

And I'm sorry your father died, but that isn't an excuse to use a movie as your excuse to act like you have some bipolar disorder. You don't need a movie to save your life, that's pathetic. You need therapy & psychiatric help. Talk with people, get friends, stop acting like Cars is the Jesus of the world, & stop acting like a 9 year old Disney Channel fangirl & attacking people who don't like your Cars movie. What, is anyone who hates your precious Cars movie a FUCKING ASSHOLE too?

And please elaborate for me since when do 'normal' people take drugs? How does that transcend?
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:iconroxasxdraco:
RoxasxDraco Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student Writer
Well, you can continue with all your "hating" and anti things all you want. But NEVER insult my feelings like that.

No, Cars isn't Jesus to me. NO, YOU'RE HELL NO NOT SORRY! Wanna know why? People treated my dad like shit and he died without any chance to survive.

Things works like that where I live. In a hellhole called "Sweden". I don't want this "therapy & psychiatric help". Those worms who called themselves for that betrayed me and turned against my family and tried to break it!

I don't need your so called "advices". I'm not afraid to die either. I could die tomorrow, but I wouldn't care. At least I could get away seeing you hating everything. Movies is for enjoyment. I enjoy movies I love and you continue with hating movies.

And I'm not going around any hater and saying stuff like that. I just ignore them, for not having any better to do. Like study to their exams or something like that.
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:iconkooborisapphire:
KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2013  Student General Artist
Oh, I WAS sorry, but now that I finally see what kind of a person you really are, fuck it. I only pity you & anyone that deals with you. You are an incompetent moron who only needs to see therapy right away.

You involve your dad in a movie that the liked & you worship, & anyone who trashes that same crappy movie is an automatic threat to you & you will relentlessly attack them & start calling them 'haters'. That is not only disgusting, but also utterly stupid.

You don't care about anyone but yourself, & all you're doing is abusing the caps lock button with your stupidity in & mentioning the death of your dad just so people can somehow like Cars, which won't work, & then you also brought up how you tried to kill yourself. The only thing you want is people to feel sorry for you & start bawwing over your shitty movie; it won't work. All you're going to get is people talking shit on you, & you just continue to beg for it.

My aunt died too soon, & she loved the color burgundy, but do you see me using her name all the time I see the color or ATTACKING ANYONE WITH THE CAPS LOCK ON when someone hates the color? I moved on with my life since her death (I loved her so much), & I never abuse her name in anything just to makepeople pity me or make myself look like an incompetent moron.

So get tit through your head; not everyone likes your shitty Cars movie, & you attacking everyone who hates it shows how much of an idiot you really are. Grow up from you 9 year old brain immaturity, go see a therapist, & stop using a movie as your excuse to be alive.

I'm done arguing with you, & I somehow hope you manage to get anything through your thick skull.
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KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
Go cry in your little corner; not everyone is going to like the same crap you do. Do I expect everyone to like what I like? No! And neither should you. And if you DO expect people to like what you like & kiss your ass about it, then you, along with the other moron Cars fantard you're talking to are just laughing targets for anyone with sanity in their head.
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KooboriSapphire Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2013  Student General Artist
I never said you were six, I don't know where you pulled that out from. And yes, it was necessary because that's what you were practically asking for.
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