Jonas Ruined Rolling Stone

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When I first saw the poster for this, I was left in horror. I mean, why the hell are THEY on the cover of Rolling Stone!? They have no talent! I mean, my dog & cat have more talent than them! And my cat's an ungrateful slut! C'mon now. I'm no fan of the magazine myself, but being on Rolling Stone is big people, BIG! And they do NOT deserve to be on there. Their music is unoriginal & recycled material. And their famous guitar solos are not what they're called. their so-called 'guitar solos' only strum 2-4 strings....that's not a guitar solo. If you wanna listen to some real guitar solos, then listen to Led Zeplin's music (I do not like Led Zeplin or any Metal, Punk Rock, or Screamo music). And as for their songs, apparently, they wrote a song in 15 minutes.................................WTF!? That's just horrible! I don't think I've heared any amazing musicians, artists or bands write a song in 15 minutes!!

Disney probably had enough money to get the Jonas on there. After looking at this, I never saw Rolling Stone the same. The Jonas Brothers ruined one of the greatest magazines out there. And also, I really Hate the Jonas Brothers. They're just another Disney-rentable like Demi, & Selena. Their music is for ten year olds only. And that's another thing, their music is for 10-YEAR-OLDS; there are people at my school who like these guys. They've been hypnotized just like the little kids to love them, & buy their products.

I mean, there are even people out there who are saying "My life wouldn't be the same without Jonas"........umm, you must be tone-deaf or (again) hypnotized, because there are WAY better bands, musicians, singers than them. If you wanna listen to some real music, listen to Notorious BIG, 2Pac, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Paramore, Too Short, Britney Spears, Bon Jovi, Michael Jackson, Chris Brown, T-Pain, Rihanna, etc.

Another thing, they ARE NOT ROCK! They're Pop (which is a genre they ruined). And one other thing; STOP SAYING WE'RE JEALOUS! We have nothing to be jealous of, I wouldn't even dream of working or being on Disney Channel (considering that Disney Channel ruined Walt Disney Pictures). You know, if they were to invent a Jonas Brothers toilet paper, I would actually got out & buy that, because I would so like wipe my ass with Nick Jonas's face XD

One thing that really pisses me off about Nick Jonas is that we all know he has diabetes. But what pisses me off about that? Not that he has it, but the fact that he makes SO MUCH MONEY that instead of getting the best treatments out there by the best doctors, he'd rater be out there having his fangirls feel so bad about him complaining about his diabetic problems.

But what is the ONE thing I do like about them? The fact that they are very kind hearted guys. They actually go out there to help kids with cancer by donating money.