Stop crying over page views

PLEASE LOOK THROUGH MY GALLERY FOR I HAVE BETTER THINGS IN THERE THAN STAMPS & MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS

Ok for real, I'm tired of having so many bitchy & whiny crybabies coming to me about the number of page views I have. Seriously, complaining over some views on someone's page? That's really just fucking pathetic.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who's experienced this before. I've gotten many people waahhh over how I have 20 or 40 times more fucking page views than them when they've been here for much longer. Ok just because you've been on this page for much longer than I have, does not mean you should have more page views than me or anyone else. The pageviews you have don't mean anything. And if you honestly think that because you have tons loads of pageviews makes you a better artist, then I pity you. If you want to have so many damn pageviews so bad, then look around DA & find out what people like & view most.

I've seen people who have been on this page for about 4 years & only have about 7K or 10K page views. What does that matter? I don't care that you have less or more page views than me. And then if the complaining wasn't enough, they resolve to insulting my gallery judging on how the hell it is I could get so many views with an art style they don't like ( the best thing was, that NONE of the people who insulted my gallery had anything in their gallery to prove they were any better, let alone even any good for that matter). I've seen them say "I'm actually insulted at the amount of pageviews they have!!" or "yeah I've noticed how big his pageview count is, I wonder how he/she got them all." or even "I've been on here longer than you, & I don't see how it is that you have more pageviews than me."

Not only was resolving to insulting someone gallery really pointless, but it was also really fucking pathetic & immature.

Seriously, GROW. THE. FUCK. UP! Stop being a fucking baby about the amount of page views someone has & get a life. For all I care, I'd like to hide my page views or trade them in for points. If you wanna now the secret to getting so many damn page views so damn bad to fill that page view ego you have then here it is:

1. Muscles. Around 80% of DA's people love muscles &/or they're attention is caught by the small thumb. This does not include all that inflation, fetish stuff. Trust me, I'm sure that 97% of my watchers watched me because of the muscles.

2. Furries. People go crazy over them. Combine it with suggestion 1 above & add a big bulge to the guys, & you'll be getting many views for sure.

3. Big boobs. Enough said

4. Fan art. Fanart is probably the only thing that will be the most popular thing in the entire site of DA. Tons of page views for sure.

5. Naruto Fan art. Probably the only crap that will for sure get you over 1K page views without a doubt. NAruto is the thing taht people rave over these days, whether they like it or not. AN unfair & cheater way to get page views.

6. Kitties & puppies. Seriously, just draw or take a picture of the most adorable kitty or puppy out there & you'll get tons of raving "OMG KAWAII NO DESU!!!!!" & page views.

So there, that's it. And please take note that because I draw like suggestions 1-3 does not make it a fetish or make me gay. There's a difference between liking something & having a fetish.